memesymamas:

joyfulldreams:
DONT FUCK WITH ALFRED
memesymamas:

joyfulldreams:
DONT FUCK WITH ALFRED
memesymamas:

joyfulldreams:
DONT FUCK WITH ALFRED
memesymamas:

joyfulldreams:
DONT FUCK WITH ALFRED
memesymamas:

joyfulldreams:
DONT FUCK WITH ALFRED
memesymamas:

joyfulldreams:
DONT FUCK WITH ALFRED
memesymamas:

joyfulldreams:
DONT FUCK WITH ALFRED
shamelesslyunladylike:

the-hairy-heterophobe:

if anybody asks me why i hate men, i’m just gonna redirect them to this post.
it’s pretty fucking obvious that men only want to invest in breast cancer research to further degrade, objectify, and jerk off to body parts they already feel 100% entitled to. that’s what is at stake for them. 
what about the women whose “tatas” weren’t saved? how must they feel being surrounded by awareness ads that focus more on keeping women’s sexy-sexy-titties-to-continue-titillating-the-males than saving real life human beings and helping survivors? 

If anyone’s wondering, those posts came from here. It’s a forum for breast cancer support. Give it a read, and you’ll see how many women are outright abandoned by their husbands, sometimes after being married for decades, because their “tatas” couldn’t be saved.
shamelesslyunladylike:

the-hairy-heterophobe:

if anybody asks me why i hate men, i’m just gonna redirect them to this post.
it’s pretty fucking obvious that men only want to invest in breast cancer research to further degrade, objectify, and jerk off to body parts they already feel 100% entitled to. that’s what is at stake for them. 
what about the women whose “tatas” weren’t saved? how must they feel being surrounded by awareness ads that focus more on keeping women’s sexy-sexy-titties-to-continue-titillating-the-males than saving real life human beings and helping survivors? 

If anyone’s wondering, those posts came from here. It’s a forum for breast cancer support. Give it a read, and you’ll see how many women are outright abandoned by their husbands, sometimes after being married for decades, because their “tatas” couldn’t be saved.
shamelesslyunladylike:

the-hairy-heterophobe:

if anybody asks me why i hate men, i’m just gonna redirect them to this post.
it’s pretty fucking obvious that men only want to invest in breast cancer research to further degrade, objectify, and jerk off to body parts they already feel 100% entitled to. that’s what is at stake for them. 
what about the women whose “tatas” weren’t saved? how must they feel being surrounded by awareness ads that focus more on keeping women’s sexy-sexy-titties-to-continue-titillating-the-males than saving real life human beings and helping survivors? 

If anyone’s wondering, those posts came from here. It’s a forum for breast cancer support. Give it a read, and you’ll see how many women are outright abandoned by their husbands, sometimes after being married for decades, because their “tatas” couldn’t be saved.
shamelesslyunladylike:

the-hairy-heterophobe:

if anybody asks me why i hate men, i’m just gonna redirect them to this post.
it’s pretty fucking obvious that men only want to invest in breast cancer research to further degrade, objectify, and jerk off to body parts they already feel 100% entitled to. that’s what is at stake for them. 
what about the women whose “tatas” weren’t saved? how must they feel being surrounded by awareness ads that focus more on keeping women’s sexy-sexy-titties-to-continue-titillating-the-males than saving real life human beings and helping survivors? 

If anyone’s wondering, those posts came from here. It’s a forum for breast cancer support. Give it a read, and you’ll see how many women are outright abandoned by their husbands, sometimes after being married for decades, because their “tatas” couldn’t be saved.
shamelesslyunladylike:

the-hairy-heterophobe:

if anybody asks me why i hate men, i’m just gonna redirect them to this post.
it’s pretty fucking obvious that men only want to invest in breast cancer research to further degrade, objectify, and jerk off to body parts they already feel 100% entitled to. that’s what is at stake for them. 
what about the women whose “tatas” weren’t saved? how must they feel being surrounded by awareness ads that focus more on keeping women’s sexy-sexy-titties-to-continue-titillating-the-males than saving real life human beings and helping survivors? 

If anyone’s wondering, those posts came from here. It’s a forum for breast cancer support. Give it a read, and you’ll see how many women are outright abandoned by their husbands, sometimes after being married for decades, because their “tatas” couldn’t be saved.

shamelesslyunladylike:

the-hairy-heterophobe:

if anybody asks me why i hate men, i’m just gonna redirect them to this post.

it’s pretty fucking obvious that men only want to invest in breast cancer research to further degrade, objectify, and jerk off to body parts they already feel 100% entitled to. that’s what is at stake for them. 

what about the women whose “tatas” weren’t saved? how must they feel being surrounded by awareness ads that focus more on keeping women’s sexy-sexy-titties-to-continue-titillating-the-males than saving real life human beings and helping survivors? 

If anyone’s wondering, those posts came from here. It’s a forum for breast cancer support. Give it a read, and you’ll see how many women are outright abandoned by their husbands, sometimes after being married for decades, because their “tatas” couldn’t be saved.

(via ladystarstorm)

lordlingenglish:

returntothestars:

blue-espeon:

aeonfrodo:

dilapidatedragamuffin:

We were at my grandparents’ house for Easter today, and my brother brought along the Nintendo Wii for our cousins to play

Only he forgot the sensor bar :T the thing that makes the wii-motes work and junk

Then he remembered this crazy myth he heard basically said if you light two candles, they act as a sensor bar.

I DON’T KNOW HOW

BUT IT TURNS OUT IT FUCKING WORKS.

So if you ever lose or break the sensor bar, and don’t mind your TV looking like an offering to Satan, I recommend candles :I

I’ll remember that for the next time my sensor bar stuffs up…

This also works with flashlights, in case you don’t have any candles handy. c:

The “sensor” bar doesn’t actually have any sensors. The sensors are in the Wii-mote. The sensor bar is actually just a line of infrared LEDs that an IR camera in the Wii-mote can see, which means you can substitute other IR sources, like candles and flashlights.

Science, hail Satan.

(via mello-drama-reborn)

thegeek531:

thepurpleglass:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheskamouse:

I think he is catting enough for two, maybe three cats.

MAXIMUM CAT

Cat. It is a verb now. And you know exactly what it means. Thanks, internet.

CATTING INTENSIFIES

thegeek531:

thepurpleglass:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheskamouse:

I think he is catting enough for two, maybe three cats.

MAXIMUM CAT

Cat. It is a verb now. And you know exactly what it means. Thanks, internet.

CATTING INTENSIFIES

(via ladystarstorm)

  • Most fighting videogames: Lots of dudes on steroids and really busty chicks with the occasional mismatched character
  • Super Smash Bros: Wanna fight as a plumber? Here you go. Swordsman elf? Done. Electric mouse? No problem. Penguin with a hammer in a Santa suit? Okie dokie. Magic princess? Sure. Space furries??? YOU GOT IT BRO
the-never-ending-voyage:

Tick Tock Clock - Super Mario 64 the-never-ending-voyage:

Tick Tock Clock - Super Mario 64 the-never-ending-voyage:

Tick Tock Clock - Super Mario 64 the-never-ending-voyage:

Tick Tock Clock - Super Mario 64
“Friendship isn’t about who you’ve known the longest. It’s about who walked into your life, said “I’m here for you” and proved it.”
— (via ispeakquotes)

(via rapis-razuri)

combotron:

epilepticfridgeboy:

amazing

You left out the best part! Mario’s judging stare!

combotron:

epilepticfridgeboy:

amazing

You left out the best part! Mario’s judging stare!

combotron:

epilepticfridgeboy:

amazing

You left out the best part! Mario’s judging stare!

combotron:

epilepticfridgeboy:

amazing

You left out the best part! Mario’s judging stare!

combotron:

epilepticfridgeboy:

amazing

You left out the best part! Mario’s judging stare!

combotron:

epilepticfridgeboy:

amazing

You left out the best part! Mario’s judging stare!

(via ladystarstorm)

captainesc:

hypersheep:

Uh… Villager? What did you do to Tom Nook?

What he deserved.

iheartnintendomucho:

Settle it in Smash: Three Smash Bros. Commercials, Each One Goofier Than the Last
I wish we lived in a world where arguments big and small would be settled with a quick three stock battle. But, until we can get the legislation passed to that effect, enjoy the silly NA Smash Bros. commercials: one, two and three. [❤]
Preorder: Super Smash Bros. 3DS, Amiibo Figures
iheartnintendomucho:

Settle it in Smash: Three Smash Bros. Commercials, Each One Goofier Than the Last
I wish we lived in a world where arguments big and small would be settled with a quick three stock battle. But, until we can get the legislation passed to that effect, enjoy the silly NA Smash Bros. commercials: one, two and three. [❤]
Preorder: Super Smash Bros. 3DS, Amiibo Figures
iheartnintendomucho:

Settle it in Smash: Three Smash Bros. Commercials, Each One Goofier Than the Last
I wish we lived in a world where arguments big and small would be settled with a quick three stock battle. But, until we can get the legislation passed to that effect, enjoy the silly NA Smash Bros. commercials: one, two and three. [❤]
Preorder: Super Smash Bros. 3DS, Amiibo Figures

iheartnintendomucho:

Settle it in Smash: Three Smash Bros. Commercials, Each One Goofier Than the Last

I wish we lived in a world where arguments big and small would be settled with a quick three stock battle. But, until we can get the legislation passed to that effect, enjoy the silly NA Smash Bros. commercials: one, two and three. [❤]

Preorder: Super Smash Bros. 3DS, Amiibo Figures

(via captainesc)